Then Again Maybe One of Us Wont Stripes
Stripes
© 1981 | Columbia Pictures
Three years earlier they teamed up for Ghostbusters, Bill Murray and Harold Ramis starred in Stripes, a comedy about ii losers who determine to meliorate their positions by joining the Usa Army. For very different reasons, neither of them are cut out to be soldiers. And besides, the Army aren't ready for recruits like these!
ADDED: | CLIPS: ten
Alert: ADULT CONTENT!
| Clip ane |
| Russell is going nowhere. Literally. He'due south reached a dead-end, trying to teach English to immigrants on the poor side of town. Merely how bad can it really be? |
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| Russell |
| Okay, I know y'all're anxious to leap right in and beginning speaking English language simply there are just a couple of things I need to know starting time considering... I've never done this before. Then, how many of you would say you speak English fairly well but with some difficulty? |
| [His students gaze back at him uncomprehendingly] |
| A trivial English? |
| [A educatee raises his hand] |
| Yes, you speak some English language? |
| Educatee |
| Son of b**ch. Sh*t! |
| [The entire form copy this phrase parrot-manner] |
| Prune ii |
| A wealthy Dowager is causing John a major headache from the back seat of his cab. Simply there'south more than than one way to exact revenge when yous literally don't intendance about the consequences. |
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| Dowager |
| I've never gone this way before. |
| John |
| Well, I'g certain there's a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't. |
| Dowager |
| What is your name? John... Wringer? What kind of a proper name is Wringer? |
| John |
| Winger. I'm adopted. I spent nearly of my life in institutions. |
| Dowager |
| Doesn't surprise me. You look like a typical low-life character to me. |
| John |
| Actually, I'm a photographer. I took this task because I dearest people. At that place'due south zero I like more meeting someone like yourself and getting to know yous and and then taking a few activeness photos of yous while I drive. |
| [John grabs his SLR, turns in his seat and starts taking activity photos of the Dowager who is, frankly, terrified] |
| Dowager |
| You stop! Turn effectually, watch the road! Plow effectually, stop with the pictures. Confront THE Route! |
| John |
| Thanks so much. |
| Dowager |
| Aren't you going as well fast? |
| John |
| Oh, it's not the speed actually, so much. I just wish I hadn't drunk all that coughing syrup this morning, you know? Oh, no... |
| Dowager |
| Just keep your eyes on the road and slow down. |
| John |
| No. Non killed! |
| Clip 3 |
| John'south simply promise of getting in shape and living to the age of thirty is to bring together the Ground forces. He knows that. Russell has another proffer simply at that place's a good reason why it'southward not possible. |
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| John |
| The Army is my only chance. |
| Russell |
| You could bring together a monastery. |
| John |
| Did you ever run into a monk become wildly fu*ked by some teenage girls? |
| Russell |
| Never. |
| John |
| So much for the monastery. |
| Clip 4 |
| In the dark sometime days, this was a question you were asked before you joined the war machine. Similar your sexual orientation had any bearing on your ability to fight for your country. Good answer, Russell! |
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| Recruiter |
| Are either of yous, uh... homosexuals? |
| John |
| Yous mean, similar flaming, or... |
| Recruiter |
| Well, it'due south a... it's a standard question we have to ask. |
| Russell |
| No. We're not homosexual just we're willing to learn. |
| Clip 5 |
| Your first uniform consequence included underwear. And at that place were two choices. Boxer or jockey. Neither of them were comfortable. Or flattering. Or sexy. But John wants to do something most that. |
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| Storesman |
| Boxer or Jockey? |
| John |
| Got something in a depression-rise? Bikini? Mesh, if possible. |
| Clip half dozen |
| It's introductions fourth dimension. Francis Sawyer is side by side up and he has some warnings for his fellow recruits. Warnings which make him about as popular as a ham sandwich at a Bar mitzvah. |
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| Psycho |
| The proper name'south Francis Sawyer. But everybody calls me psycho. Any of yous guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you. |
| John |
| Oooooh! |
| Psycho |
| You just made the list, buddy. And I don't similar nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. Too, I don't like nobody touching me. Now, whatsoever of y'all homos touch on me, and I'll kill you. |
| Sergeant Hulka |
| Lighten upward, Francis! You're all in this together. One of these men may save your life one of these days, yous understand that? |
| John |
| Then again, perchance one of united states won't. |
| [The BCT recruits laugh] |
| Clip vii |
| Captain Stillman is watching female recruits showering through a pair of binoculars from his function window. I mean, did the U.s.a. Army never hear of frosted drinking glass or blinds? |
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| Captain Stillman |
| [Chuckling] |
| Oh... oh, God... await at that. Wash off the soap, that's right. Wash... oh. Look at that. Bend over... drop the soap... God, that'due south practiced. Oh God, I wish I was a loofa. Look at that, that'southward... those muscles. Oh. Ohhh! I didn't know they could do that! |
| Prune 8 |
| Russell is having a dream. It involves someone he doesn't desire to finish doing what they're doing, that he's reassuring he'll still respect and encouraging to use more whipped foam. Hmmm... |
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| Russell |
| No. No, don't stop. Don't stop. I'll even so respect you. I'll respect you even more. Only use more than whipped cream. |
| Clip 9 |
| Russell is quitting. John can't have that. So he comes up with a scenario which promptly backfires. Patently, Russell's sis is ... piece of cake. |
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| John |
| Russell, what if the Russians were raping your sis? |
| Russell |
| Come on, you know my sister. You practically raped her one night. The Russians wouldn't take to forcefulness her, they'd only have to buy her dinner. |
| Prune 10 |
| In order to escape from Czechoslovakia, the platoon must bust through a blockade. With Sergeant Hulka clinging on to the roof of the EM-50 for love life. It's FUBAR. |
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| Stella |
| In that location'southward something blocking the route. HANG ON! |
| Russell |
| HANG ON! |
| Sergeant Hulka |
| I'thou gettin' too erstwhile for this sh*t! |
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